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Joke of the Day
"What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride? That's a salt!"
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"It'd be cool if a firetruck was like an ice cream truck and just drove around selling fire to kids."
"I just bought some 300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her."
"""There is no 'I' in team!"" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam."
"I've never actually been caught smoking weed. But I'm pretty sure my parents know sober people don't give goodnight handshakes."
"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."
"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."
"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"
"I poked my eye out .("
"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."