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Joke of the Day

"It'd be cool if a firetruck was like an ice cream truck and just drove around selling fire to kids."

"To a necrophiliac, what is the only thing better than a human-sized refrigerator? A human-sized microwave."

"What is the most successful hotel? Auschwitz, 6 million stars."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"

"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."

"When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house."

"Where's the best place to hide a body in texas? Oops. Wrong subreddit!"

"I kissed a grill once. It was pretty hot."

"My dealer said he'll be here in 20 minutes with the best popcorn ever. We're gonna watch a movie!"

"Somewhere in Russia, a little kid farted a half beat before the meteor blew out all the windows. It was the greatest moment of his life."