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Joke of the Day

"2 Smurfs stand over a body... ""What happened?"" ""Choked on a sandwich."" ""Nobody helped?"" ""No."" ""Didn't they see him turning bl-"" ""..."" ""Oh."""

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"

"Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice"

"You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go."

"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said..... ""Sorry, my fault."""

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaahh ahhh cough cough"

"If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :)"

"How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing."

"Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?"