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Joke of the Day

"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."

"Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of sprite... But when I woke up, I realised it was just a fantasy"

"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."

"Einstein said ""If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."" Which I guess makes me an expert in secretive anal sex."

"I've been lying on the floor of this Cheesecake Factory for half an hour. Everyone keeps stepping over me"

"What instrument do skeletons play? A trombone!"

"Baby, I hope you are an ISO file cuz I wanna mount you."

"Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he's back in town and wants your number"

"Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us."

"Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !"