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Joke of the Day

"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."

"What did the man say to the fly? ""Hey.. you're looking fly"""

"This post just says it all! It all"

"Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks."

"It's crazy people freak out about ghosts but are totally fine with actual, horrible human beings."

"A sad man walks into a Coca-Cola carbonation factory... But he leaves because it was just soda pressing."

"The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that's not a risk I'm willing to take."

"/u/ShittyJokeExplainBot , explain yourself."

"Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes? Because they take everything literally."

"Accidentally sharing porn I have accidentally posted porn on my science blog. My readers must be thinking hard about my content."