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Joke of the Day

"A girl posted a status in her facebook wall ""I got my period today."" 20 boys liked it. 10 boys commented, ""Thank God."""

"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."

"Kenyan men are the best at long distance relationships."

"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""

"Why did the feminist get fired from Panera? Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich."

"Only assholes name drop. Bruce Springsteen told me that."

"Say what you will about pedophiles At least they drive slowly past schools"

"What's a ducks favourite snack? Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**"

"I just took such a long hot shower that when I finished, Captain Planet was standing in my bathroom with arms crossed shaking his head at me"