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Joke of the Day
"Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat... I'm gonna agree with her."
Next Joke
"Q: What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl? A: Pittsburg Steelers"
"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""
"I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman"
"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."
"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."
"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
"[hospital] DOCTOR: you're ok ME: so it was just a dream DOCTOR: no your heart did turn into a bowl of cereal but your system is accepting it"
"Mexican jokes aren't funny There's a border between humor and racism."