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Joke of the Day
"I think my girlfriend would make a good plumber She keeps bringing up old shit from weeks ago."
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"SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker."
"Me: Wanna hear a joke? Dog: sure Me: Knock knock *dog goes crazy barking at the door*"
"The sign at this gas station says ""turn engine off"" so I catcalled my engine and its cute friend from across the street."
"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"
"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."
"Sochi Nobody's going to be Rushin there."
"And then one day you realize you're older and fatter than old fat Elvis."
"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""
"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."