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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."

"""excuse me, (Chinese couple at the next table,) I seem to have forgotten my calculator, can I borrow your toddler?"""

"I just saw a poster that said ""have you seen this man?"" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them ""No."""

"Almost a billion dollars have been spent on campaign ads so far. It's a good thing our schools & economy are in great shape or I'd be pissed"

"God: write this down Moses [grabs tablet]: shoot God: thou shalt have no- Moses: slow down, pal. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'"

"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"

"Why did 10 die? He was in the middle of 9/11."

"How do you grow a cow? Plant its nuts."

"Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say to an 8 year old boy? Hey little boy, want to buy some candy?"