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Joke of the Day
"*me holding a human baby* i think this cat is broken"
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"How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan? They already told you."
"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."
"Massive US blizzard advancing north. African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"
"What's the difference between Broccoli and boogers? Kids don't eat broccoli."
"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."
"What do you say to a fig on ice? Fig u're skating"
"[JAIL VISITATION] WIFE: I got u a cake ME: U know I don't like sugar W: U need a BREAK, OUT of ur diet M: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle"
"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"