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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to kleptomaniac club. I see you already took a brochure."

"A fruit truck just crashed on the highway It caused a major traffic jam."

"I have this strange feeling that the current VP of the USA is going to do something ridiculous to Pence But he is just Biden his time"

"make love, not war 1) In the 60s, they made love, not war. I'm married. I make both."

"What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget? A huge short coming."

"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"

"If I owned my own strip club, I'd probably name it 'The Museum' 'Cause, you know, no touching. If 'The Museum' worked out, I might open another one and call it ""Blue Balls."" Pretty self explanatory."

"Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example."

"I'm trying to do unto others as I would have done to me, but they're all ""stop thrusting at me, this is a church service; please sit down"""

"Just walked past a girl with a Banksy tattoo on her arm. She must be a really deep sleeper!"