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Joke of the Day

"[2011, pakistan, seal team 6 enters the compound] ""chief, something has brought the boys to the yard"" bin laden [making a milkshake]: SHIT"

"Three blondes walked into a building you'd think one of them would have seen it..."

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my smash mouth obsession But then i saw her face..."

"Everyone's a genius until faced with an alien coffee maker"

"Why did the zombie get a gym membership? Gaaaainsss"

"That new film, The Finest Hours, looks really good the plot looks very submerging"

"What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."

"What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!"

"My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed."