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Joke of the Day
"I have a good joke... My grades."
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"What's the difference between England and an egg cup? An egg can stay in the cup longer"
"Why was the sick eagle in prison? Because she was illegal."
"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too."
"My wife is a sex object. I ask for sex, she objects."
"Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !"
"What do you call a masturbating pickle? Jerkin' Gherkin"
"What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby? One is still dicking bimbos while the other was dicking still bimbos."
"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."
"There are three rings that come with every marriage... First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and lastly the suffering."