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Joke of the Day

"My dad was showing me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"

"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""

"""I am un-punkable!"" - Justin Bieber, 2012. ""Mister Trump, I am a valuable asset to my team and shouldn't be fired."" - Justin Bieber, 2019."

"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."

"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."

"30 And to his followers he said, ""Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."""

"Why'd the Mexican cross the road? He took the chicken's job."

"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."