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"What does the Native American say to the male prostitute? Do I have permission Tecumseh?"
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"The Edmonton Oilers"
"Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy"
"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"
"""What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?"" They're hiring."
"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef."
"when you push a pull door and the person behind says ""you need to pull"" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom"
"It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days."
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"