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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a selfless pastrami? Pastramyou"
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"Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up."
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"I had loads of bird seed as well as loads of parrots with headaches. Trying to hold onto all the bird seed but the parrots ate 'em all"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Why are homosexuals usually so pale? Because there's no light in the closet. P.S: No, I'm not homophobic."
"What's the worst part about shaking a one-armed man? You know that's his masturbating hand"
"What kinda meat does a priest eat on Friday? nun"
"Two zombies, Greg and John, are sitting in the cemetery. Greg says: ""Didn`t Peter also want to come?"" John answers: ""Yes, but he is late."""