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Joke of the Day

"An Interview with a Master Ninja When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say: ""Shuriken""."

"A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge Baa Dumb Tiss!"

"[sexy time] Me: Let me be your fantasy. Him: It's a Star Wars thing. Me: Say no more. *leaves* *comes back dressed as Yoda*"

"What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt? It's not right, but it's OK"

"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"

"What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? Depends"

"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."

"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."

"A quantum physicist gets pulled over. The police officer asks ""Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" The quantum physicist responds ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""

"Happy Father's Day! You motherfuckers are alright!"