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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a small penis? Justin"
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"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch"
"What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue? Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier.."
"I bought a new lock for my bedroom door Wound up getting half off when it didn't work."
"The best way to prevent the next generation from stealing your lunch... Is to not show them where your lunch is. Because you forgot where you left your lunch."
"Where do Jihadists get their snacks? At the Allah hu snackbar."
"A sergeant and two men from his unit walk into a bar 'Would you like to play pool?' The sergeant asked the attractive barmaid. 'No thanks darling' she replies. 'I'd rather play with your privates.'"
"What happened to the gay couple that mistook Vaseline for wallpaper paste? Their wallpaper fell down!"
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"""
"What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers? An order for two large plains."