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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"

"Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x"

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm changing!"

"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"

"What is a sandwich on a ship? A sub-marine"

"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Both have balls that are just for decoration"

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"Why did the toast drop his ice-cream? He had butterfingers!"

"If women lactate... Then men..."

"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"