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Joke of the Day

"Why do babies have to cry? Why couldn't they like, glow, or beep rhythmically to get our attention? Shitty babies..."

"All I'm saying is there's no coincidence that Superheroes come in all forms and so does cheese."

"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"

"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin"

"France vs Germany was a close game... it ended in a shootout."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with"

"The Aluminati's plan... was foiled once again."

"Two silkworms had a race It was a tie"