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Joke of the Day
"Two silkworms had a race It was a tie"
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"Sex Ed in 2015 Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'"
"I had sex with a waitress and it was terrible. She just wanted the tip."
"My sexual orientation is definitely Landscape. I dabbled with Portrait but my legs got tired."
"What's the difference between 6 million dollars and 6 million Jews? I give a fuck if you shove 6 million dollars in the oven"
"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""
"Back in my day, you didn't even know who was calling you when your phone rang. Shit was scary."
"Romney likes Costco. So much that he bought 3."
"Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: ""It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."""
"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""