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Joke of the Day
"What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *""Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!""*"
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"Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college."
"Japan isn't a democracy. They don't have big erections."
"Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work"
"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key"
"Pictures of rich missing kids should go on the back of 1%"
"What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high."
"An emo and a leaf fall from a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The emo is stopped by the rope."
"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"