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Joke of the Day
"Who's Becky, Stan? She's just a country!"
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"Movie theater employees have 2 ages: 17 104"
"I've just made a perfume from holy water... Eau my God"
"Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! -Amish drive by"
"What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government? Not Zealand."
"I'd tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long."
"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"
"I bought a 32ft ruler. For extreme measures."
"I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can."
"Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death."