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Joke of the Day
"Are you cold? You should go to the corner, its ninety degrees over there."
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"Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line."
"If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk."
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"[grocery store with 2yo] Cashier: your son is so cute. What do you want to have next? Me: a vasectomy"
"how come there aren't more babies named Pizza"
"Do you like discounts? Don't worry at my house, my pants are 100% off"
"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"
"I went to the doctor. I went to the doctor with a stomach ache and I left with cancer! I was mad as hell!"