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Joke of the Day

"I overdosed on viagra once it was the hardest day of my life"

"A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry."

"What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic"

"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""

"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."

"Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey."

"Was forced to watch Lifetime and now I think my water just broke"

"[nerdy] A new shoe slogan ""Be happy, and you will buy Converse!"""

"How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds? Unsubscribe from r/jokes!"

"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."