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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"

"I'm so upset- I threw a bukkake party last night, but it was a complete disaster. Nobody came."

"My friend learned today that his effeminate kid's favourite song comes from Annie. I'm not sure, but if I had to guess, The Son'll Come Out Tomorrow."

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."

"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."

"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."

"I accidentally touched my wife's boob and she didn't recoil in disgust so things are looking up."

"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."

"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."

"Spell ""attic"" without laughing out loud"