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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce."
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"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender, confusing idioms with jokes, offers the horse water but cannot make it drink."
"How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man."
"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"
"*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S."
"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"
"U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?"
"You seriously don't want hear my next Fibonacci joke. It's as bad as the previous two combined."
"Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster "
"How does a Syrian family have a meal? The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards."