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Joke of the Day

"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""

"What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair? Parachute"

"So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted."

"What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW? A cactus has the prick on the outside."

"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."

"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"

"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."

"If a gay man gets into a debilitating car accident... is he a fruit or a vegetable?"

"You're only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!"

"Two Sikhs are fighting with each other on the street... ""I WILL A KILL YOU!"" One says blatantly. ""AND THEN?"" The other bellows while widening his eyes."