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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party, a bitch sleeps with everyone except you."

"What does a 75 year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"I got arrested for running out of gas on the highway. I told the cop I was on E."

"I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it's raining and cold here?"

"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""

"Why do the Lannisters have such large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."

"My brain made a vote today Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder. EDIT: so many edits, is it alright now?"

"I drank so much Mt. Dew my taste buds turned into tase bros."

"COOKING TIP: Quickly slice a block of cheese by throwing it through a harp."

"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"