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Joke of the Day

"[robbing Walgreens] Would you like to sign up for a Walgreens card? Youll save 30% on your robbery ""sure"" [guy behind me with 1 item] wtf"

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)"

"So wrong, it must be right. So right, it must be left. WTF? These directions are terrible."

"I saw Uranus from my dorm room last night... ...Next time close your Urcurtains."

"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"

"Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand..."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? Many think it's R, but his first love be the C."

"What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D."

"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"

"Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes but I found it very difficult to get into."