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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get a foreign dog to behave? A treaty."
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"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About half way"
"Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation."
"My grandfather told me this joke. A man jumps off a skyscraper. Halfway down, he says: ""so far so good"""
"Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?"
"[sits next to friend in a coma, holding her hand] ""Squeeze once if that's an 8 at the end of your HBO Go password."""
"How do they educate locomotive drivers? They train them"
"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"
"How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, anarchists can't change anything."
"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication."