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Joke of the Day

"I think if I was blind I would enjoy Walmart."

"NSFW how much sperm does a gay guy have? A butt load"

"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."

"I faked a cough to get out of work. I tell myself I wasn't lying... I was just being SARScastic."

"Why I don't trust women.... Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

"I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself ""Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection""....But she did"

"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"

"When life hands you alligators, make gator aid."

"What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit? [deleted]"

"My friend asked me if I purposely used wordplay in my sentences. I answered ''Nope. Unintended.''"