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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home I'm tired !"

"Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no."

"actualy the childrens story ""the three litle pigs"" is the first documented report of a wolf WHO CAN BREATHE HURICANES"

"If Captain America doesn't have a pizza hidden behind his shield at all times, he isn't fighting for the America I want to live in."

"Just texted ""I still love you"" to about 50 random phone numbers."

"Oral can make your whole day Anal can make your hole weak."

"Two lizards are being chased by the police ... and one says to the other 'Lose the tail!'"

"A man died after following the World Health Organisation's advice: ""Eat 5 fruits and vegetables a day."" He ate 3 watermelons and two pumpkins."

"the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like ""sure what the hell"" and grabbed a couple pieces"

"I've been tanning I'm getting so dark I'm afraid of getting shot by the police"