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Joke of the Day

"I am a waiter in need of false teeth. Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more."

"What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open."

"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"My family is German. I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing..."

"I fell of a 50ft ladder today! Luckily, I was only on the second step."

"It's not real love unless you leave your phone in plain sight overnight."

"My youngest son can now reach the light switches, so don't come over to my house, unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure."

"I've got an inferiority complex. But frankly, it's not a very good one."

"What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? I know I'm not the only Juan "