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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? I know I'm not the only Juan "

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."

"The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like ""What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me""?"

"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"

"I am writing a book about the history of camping. It's all in past tents."

"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."

"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"

"What's the difference between fishing and dating? In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk."

"I just bought condoms. The cashier asked if I needed a bag. I just said ""No, she isn't that ugly"""

"Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... ""One liter of water."" it read. Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair ""This speaks volumes..."""