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Joke of the Day
"9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip"
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"A boy was sent home from school... And his mum says to him 'that's the second time this week you have been sent home because students were giving you handjobs. Maybe teaching isn't for you.'"
"I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed."
"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."
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"Before you judge somebody, you should walk a mile in their shoes.. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
"I hate when weather reporters talk shit on snow...Like why are u even in the weather biz if ur not down w/ snow"
"Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say ""Hello"".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed."