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Joke of the Day

"We'll take these $75 baby shoes. No need for a shoe box. We'll just let him wear & outgrow them on the car ride home."

"Don't google ""can you die from an ear infection"" at 2am"

"What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff? The bus could fit 30 more lawyers."

"What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone? ""Hay!"""

"I walked to the bus stop. This morning I walked to the bus stop and I saw a man there, drinking out of a paper bag. So I said, ""Morning!"" to be friendly And he said, ""Nah I'm just an alcoholic."""

"What does a wife and a tornado have in common? They start with a blowjob then they take your house."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a park watching some kids play. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Man, I really wanna fuck these kids."" The Rabbi replies ""Outta what?"""

"The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO. While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together."

"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on? A gangbang"

"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."