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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait for MTV's next reality show about car wash employees that hold in farts until they're cleaning the inside of your car."

"What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? **An immigrant.**"

"What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky"

"I still think Porky Pig got his stutter from an early jail experience."

"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."

"""2, 4, 6, 8!! Ride my face let's fornicate!!!"" And with that, HR banished me from all future employee picnics."

"How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches"

"My buddy's PRETTY drunk... So I took the car key off of his keychain... He's been trying to start his car with a house key for 4 hours now"

"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."