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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? -Walking. -JK, Rowling"

"I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than ""pull an all-nighter"" with you."

"If I want to hear good gospel music... ...I go to Christian Dingle .com"

"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."

"Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners? Because they don't have attachments!"

"How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo? Rodney King Pinatas"

"Two peanuts are walking down Central Park... one of them was assaulted."

"Researchers at Duke University say they have discovered the reason for the existence of the human appendix. Still working on the reason for the existence of the Kardashians."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a plane and it crashes on an island. Who survives? America."

"As a cop, I can't play PokemonGo... So I play Pokemon blacks: Gotta catch Jamal."