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Joke of the Day

"Hillary, why are your socks so saggy? I'm not wearing socks"

"My wife told me to prepare our ginger son for his first day at school. So I beat him up and took his dinner money off him."

"Black Widow movie slated for this fall A documentary on the aftermath of Baltimore"

"What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog? Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese."

"A man is like a spider.... when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky...."

"The failure of my business confounds me. It just doesn't make cents."

"I have the greatest dad ever Every year he got so mad when Santa didn't bring me presents"

"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only ""comes"" once a year"

"Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is."