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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... All over my lap while I'm driving"
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"Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday."
""" National No Bra Day""? I say pics or it didn't happen day."
"Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated? Because they're WELL-CULTURED."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter."
"wow did you see that premature ejactulation man he came out of nowhere...."
"Did you know you can use voice-to-text on Twitter so this tweet came from my mouth and also stop staring at me people on this bus."
"A comedian dressed up as Santa tells a joke to a man The man laughs so hard he can't stop and is about do die. Just before he dies, though, he looks at the comedian and says, ""You sleigh me."""
"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"
"Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store."