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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? The Mercedes can easily reach 40."

"What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats"

"People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem..."

"Bill Cosby used to be my rolemodel... Until i found out he was a comedian."

"YSK: Daylight Savings Time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks. Oops, wrong sub"

"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."

"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."

"Do you guys wanna jear a hoke about dyslexics? I had a joke about Alzheimer's but damnit, I don't remember it."

"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."

"one time i went to the bathroom and i didn't know my xbox headset was still on and the other gamers heard me give myself a pep talk"