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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminists hate Apple? Because they're not PC."
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"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"
"What is the difference between a priest and a zit? A zit wait to come on your face till your 13"
"My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke Person: ""Knock Knock"" Me: ""Come in"" Person: ""..."""
"Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."
"love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue"
"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"
"My ""Not involved in human trafficking"" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."
"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."