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Joke of the Day
"What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal? Grindcore"
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"Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes..."
"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."
"One crazy fantasy I have is having any energy to do things after work."
"What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion? Well, the cross was a big plus"
"Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number"
"I'm trying to remember what that soup is called, the kind with chicken and rice.... Oh yeah! Chinken Noodle!"
"He fucked his dad When mom found out she wanted to join. She wanted to do some kinky things with urination ""Pee on our boy"" The son didn't want to Oedipus"
"""That's me in a nutshell."" A peanut's photo album."
"Sex ed in Texas"