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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer"
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"Ladies, the knight with the shiniest Armour has done the least amount of brave or cool sh*t."
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"Sex is like candy... You can't give it to little girls without people thinking you're a pedophile"
"[on a date] ""I usually don't do this but.."" *runs out on date so she has to pay*"
"What is heavy forwards and not backwards? ton"
"Top Joke in Scotland I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band? The Doors."
"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."
"What does a terrorist in Antarctica say? Allahu Akburrrrrr"