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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer"
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not gonna come anyway"
"My 13 year old told me this joke.... Him: I want to start a dating website for Indians.... Me: a dating website for indians? [scratching my head wtf] Him: yeah I am going to call it connect the dots."
"What is the difference between a zebra and a bar? Zebras have bars around their asshole, and there are assholes around the bars."
"Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn"
"What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare"
"I had a bad dream about pizza sauce. It was a real nightmarinara."
"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"
"You know why I like Peter Pan? He never lands. (I like this joke cause it never gets old)"
"What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""