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Joke of the Day
"A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar Who tells you first?"
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"What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet? Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much"
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"What do you call a Mankee who Raps A Rhymeape"