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Joke of the Day
"A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar Who tells you first?"
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"The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like."
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"Teacher -What does COINCIDENCE' mean? Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that."