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Joke of the Day

"I combined two hit games and made ""Angry Words With Friends"" where I just scream obsenities at people while throwing dead birds at them."

"My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"You might be a redditor if You clicked."

"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"

"Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas. The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it."

"What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up? A myoclonic jerk."

"Knock Knock Who's there? You are (Directed by M night Shayamalan)"

"What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test? ""TL;DR"""

"You know what's a job I could really see myself doing? Mirror inspector."