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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup? Cancer. ( )"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."
"What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."
"I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan."
"I heard that Ireland is the richest country in the world.... Its capital has been Dublin for over a hundred years now."
"Do you know the meaning ""Happy wife, happy life""? I tend to go with ""Happy wife, extended life."""
"*hot girl puts a cherry stem in her mouth* *twists it around with her tongue* *pulls it out* *it spells ""I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND""*"
"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."
"What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My cock while doing it."