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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup? Cancer. ( )"
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"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"
"Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms"
"You can lead a horse to water but it's pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb."
"Listen buddy, I don't know why I'm doing karate in your bedroom either, sometimes things happen"
"Technically, ears can be ""Love Handles"" too."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts that got lost in the bad neighborhood last night? One was assulated, the other was shelled."
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."
"I turned my hobby into a job - George, Gynecologist"
"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."