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Joke of the Day

"I think money attracts the females you want, struggle attracts the woman you need."

"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"

"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"

"STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I said STOP RUNNING! STOP RUNN.. YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny in court? Because it was charged with battery."

"If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree? O'LAMACARE!!!!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"

"I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career."

"What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack? They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit"

"They're relea$ing two $eparate film$ ba$ed on the 3rd book in the'Hunger Game$' trilogy. I'm $hocked. Totally $urpri$ing."