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Joke of the Day
"When is 100 less than 99? On a microwave."
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"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested."
"What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone? 9gag"
"""You know what would make this rice even better? Racism."" - Pitch meeting for Uncle Ben's"
"Hey guys I need some help. My assignment's asking how would humans function without their brain. I can't think of anything..."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging*"
"Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms? Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen."
"I'm thinking 'FUCK YOU' real loud at the people around me right now & they don't have a clue. I'm owning them so hard & they have no idea."
"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."
"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."