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Joke of the Day

"Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?"

"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."

"Because it's funny! What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles? A PASTATUTE!!!"

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."

"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response"

"What is the least favorite food place of the Chinese? Nanking Donuts"

"If I want to commit suicide, all I would do is jump from your EGO' to your IQ Level'."

"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."

"What's the difference between a red head and a blue head? Your grip."

"Waldo asked his wife what was for dinner... Fondue, waldo."